The hottest toy since the pet rock!
Everyone knows the success of the Pet Rock. Well,
let it be known that the Pet Brick is even hotter. Pet Bricks carry many
advantages over the normal rock.
- Pet Brick is Red.
- Pet Brick looks Fearsome.
- Pet Brick is Rioter's Weapon of Choice.
- Pet Brick is Tough.
- Pet Brick is Perfectly Happy to Occupy a Corner of
- Pet Brick is Fire-Hardened.
- Pet Brick is Rugged
- Pet Brick Comes in 4"x8" or 8"x4"
- Pet Brick is Sanitary, Cleaned by Flames.
- Pet Brick Comes in All Political Flavors.
- Pet Brick Stacks Many Levels High.
- Pet Rock is Not.
- Pet Rock does Not.
- Pet Rock would be Lucky to Hurt a Fly.
- Pet Rock needs to Sit on Hay.
- Pet Rock Rolls To and Fro, Never Settling
- Pet Rock is Weak after Millions of Years of
- Pet Rock is Smooth.
- Pet Rock Comes in Only One Size.
- Pet Rock is Dirty, Who Knows Where
that Dinosaur Turd has Been?
- Pet Rock Comes in No Political Flavors.
- Pet Rock does Not Stack.
The choice is clear,
Pet Brick is just infinitely better than a pet rock! The masses
Quote from John Doe:
"The Pet Brick was so fun that she couldn't resist but
to show off her new favorite toy. The Pet Brick is the toy of the
Pet Brick Apparel
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